Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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