hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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