Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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