Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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