He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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