BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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