He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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