Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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