Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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