Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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