Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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