No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
