You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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