Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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