ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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