My nipple is on Facebook.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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