She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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