Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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