Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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