so explain again why im purple
no
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just took my morning after pill in the library
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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