we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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