basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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