In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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