VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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