This girl is more easily done than said...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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