I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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