she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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