Say something about gay babies.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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