What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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