Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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