Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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