But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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