so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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