i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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