First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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