You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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