and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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