"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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