We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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