Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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