Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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