FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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