"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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