White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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