what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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