just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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