i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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