I understand Curling. That high.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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