I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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