is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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