I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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