if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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