how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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