she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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